|An Easterner had always dreamed
of owning his own horse ranch, and finally made enough money to buy himself
the spread of his dreams out west.
"So what did you name the ranch?"
asked his best friend when came to visit.
"We had a heck of a time," admitted
the new cowboy, "couldn't agree on anything. We finally settled on
the Double R Lazy L Triple Horseshoe Bar-7 Lucky Diamond ABC XYZ Ranch."
"Wow!" his friend was impressed.
"So where are all the horses?"
"None of 'em survived the branding."